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| Gotta catch’em all |
NEW DELHI, After watching the inundating success of the mobile game POKEMON GO, Indian government has decided to develop an app to catch ISIS militants. The recent ISIS attacks all around the world have shaken the whole world. In order to counter it, the Indian government has decided to seek for the help of Indian public, in return giving them the joy of reliving their Pokémon dream (with a slight catch).
We talked to a government official about this project and he
seemed pretty pissed at something. This is what he has to say:
“We observed how Pokémon GO has taken the whole world by storm and how crazy people have become about this
game. These useless creatures are constantly
roaming on the streets looking to catch Pokémon. We thought why not make something good out of
these useless monkeys’ childish obsession. This would probably be the only way
these parasites will serve this country.”
But why involve common people in such a dangerous pursuit?
“The more the merrier, isn’t it? Finally this non military
population can be put to serve the country. All they have done so far is just
sitting on their warm fuzzy couches and commenting about things they have never
witnessed or experienced in their lives. ”
What if someone catches an ISIS militant and he attacks the citizen in
order to flee himself, wouldn’t that be a security concern Sir?
“We will post the dead citizen’s picture on the social media
and would request everyone to like and share as much as they can. True tribute
for our martyrs isn’t it?”
*someone shouts in the
background*
Look there is Pikachu behind that tree!!!!!
“PIKACHU??? WHERE??? ERR…sorry I’ve got to go now”
But sir..this..Interview…sir??
“Sorry lad, gotta catch’em all”
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