Rahul Gandhi to Marry Rakhi Sawant


Rahul finally gets his soulmate.

The two most ineligible bachelors of our country are finally getting hitched with each other. You heard it right, The 'Congress Prince' RAHUL GANDHI and the 'Drama Queen' RAKHI SAWANT are reportedly getting married. 

The dates are not yet finalized but it is supposed to happen around 14th of Feb this year. The fans of both the parties looked bamboozled considering the opposite personality of both of them and could not understand how the hell did they fall for each other in the first place.
When we asked Rahul Gandhi that why he chose Rakhi as his soulmate he replied, "I support women empowerment".When we further asked him about what his mother's reactions are about this, he replied,"Women in India should be more empowered". We then decided not to question him further.

the contrary, his soulmate, the male version of Michael Jackson, Rakhi Sawant had to say this about her marriage,"I love Rahul. He is dumb, cant' argue at anything, and has a lot of black..errr...i mean money, just what every girl wants in her husband, isn't it?"

We can't agree with you more Rakhi. On the other hand, the groom's mother Sonia Gandhi was not available to comment as she was out of country for some medical check-up, but is likely to return for the wedding to give her Italian blessings to the couple. But we got Rakhi's close friend Mika Singh and he was very happy to hear the news about her close friend getting hitched the second time. "I am very happy for Rakhi. She and I go back in history a long way to be close friends. One day we got so close that no space was left between my and her's lips, you know." *winks and smiles creepily*

Well, we all wish good for the newest couple in town, all the very best for their future together, until Rakhi dumps our Rahul baba.
*We all know it will come*

                                                                                                                                           
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